Crowe

An old man who is delulu and acts like he's in High School but is in fact old and smells like farts.

That dude Ed is such a Crowe he actually thought we considered anything he said was relevant.

by NYisGucci September 4, 2023

gucci crow

girl that's hanging around for nothing but the handbags and handouts

Friend 1: Did you see that gucci crow trying to get some new earrings at the mall?

Friend 2: Homegirl's got to be sucking a mean dick if that playa still lets her in the crib

by bensanity24 May 19, 2010

slaughter of crows

The collective noun for a large group of crows. When two or more murder of crows combine.

A slaughter of crows have taken over the neighborhood. They are in every tree and rooftop and when they take to the air they blot out the sun. The noise is unbearable and when they are at rest they get silent . Then, as one, they stare at you with dead, menacing, beady eyes.

by MadMusulungo March 25, 2017

bachelors crow

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.

P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.

by JohnLennonsCat August 12, 2016

Jim Crow June

The celebration of the law 'Jim Crow' that was first put into effect in the late 1870's. This month is to celebrate and remember segregation and prejudice towards Martin Luther King Jr. and all negroes in the world

Hey are you celebrating 'Jim Crow June' too?

by lilgangsussuuu March 30, 2023

Richard Crowe

A distant relative of the Tucan originally from central America, this particular species has been crossbreed into humans over hundreds of years and now blends in with the general human population. You can see how the evolution still resembles that of the original Tucan by observing the species from the side and taking note of its enlarged nose.

Wow look at that Richard Crowe and that huge nose!

by Historian Crowe March 23, 2023

Charlie Crowe

The most handsomest, pretty, freaky, funniest guy. You would die trying to find them. They are so rare.

Girl1: Omg did you see the Charlie Crowe at the mall… he looked so cute
Guy1: OMGGG HE DID

by hannybanny July 27, 2021