cortalini

Name for an amazing mother, friend, everything above and beyond! She’s also sexy and sweet!!

Oh she’s such a cortalini

by nckwnc December 1, 2023

cortavian

Best person in the world. Main Character in every situation. He is the best. Love him all the time. He is cool.

Cortavian is super cool.

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh123 May 22, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

contact cement

It means sperm, cum, spooge, jizz etc.

It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.

by Mr Corrupt July 3, 2005

contafious

adj. - contagious, addictive, esp. with music - not always used in a positive sense. Etymology: a "mashup" of the words contagious and Fious. Fious is a city in Cameroon, a West African nation with a substantial petroleum industry. In this context, the reference to Fious is a reference to the Western addiction to oil as an energy source, meaning that 'Fious' is used as a stand-in for 'addictive.'

Ex. "I don't really like that Diddy song, but it's so contafious."

by 1111111100 November 6, 2008

Contafious

adj. - contagious, addictive, esp. with music - not always used in a positive sense. Etymology: a "mashup" of the words contagious and Fious. Fious is a city in Cameroon, a West African nation with a substantial petroleum industry. In this context, the reference to Fious is a reference to the Western addiction to oil as an energy source, meaning that 'Fious' is used as a stand-in for 'addictive.'

Ex. "I don't really like that Diddy song, but it's so contafious."

by 1111111100 November 7, 2008

comtarded

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

by orangegeek May 21, 2008