christmas outfit

1. (N.) A Christmas outfit is the result of having recieved many clothing items around the same period of time. Naturally, someone would want to wear all the gifts they've recieved at once, and when they do, it creates a mismatched catastrophy.

2. A outfit consisting of purely new items of clothing.

Ex. "Ew, she's wearing egg socks, a flannel, a sweater, shorts and reindeer print leggings all at once! Must be a Christmas outfit..."

by Pai_it_right March 5, 2016

Christmas Asswipe

Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.

"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"

by Bingo Bongo December 1, 2018

Christmas Noob

A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.

"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"

by iAmNoobGod February 25, 2019

No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.

Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas

by Danny Torn November 11, 2019

Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing

i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!

by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019

Christmas Nudes

Nudes which are sent in the Christmas season. Send nudes to those who you didn’t buy presents for and spread the holiday cheer!

Person 1: “Did you get anything from Melanie this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah bro she sent me some Christmas nudes! Just what i always wanted”

by James1904 December 24, 2019

Christmas Cone

A christmas cone refers to sprinkling cocaine over a cone (weed bowl) as it looks like snow on a christmas tree.

Lad 1: 'Aye bro lets go esh up'
Lad 2: 'Oath cunt lets go rip some christmas cones'

by PinguThePenguin May 1, 2019