chat asthma

When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.

Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.

Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar

Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann

by Fonzki November 28, 2013

Chatting Chud

When everything that someone says is a lie

Josh stop chatting Chud, there is no way you won that much money or played professional football or own that many houses

by BigCharlieAdam August 30, 2016

chatting wam

chatting wam is when you or someone else is or had been chatting shit about something or spreading rumours

pussy: “psst did you hear about millie getting off with aiden, apparently she tossed him off and he fingered her!”

You: “oi G what you chatting wam for u pussio”

by dykey dani July 9, 2019

air chat

When you get hyped in the moment and you begin typing unrealistic scenarios

Dami: Cant wait to go L.A next week!
Elie: Same! I'm going to make a podcast and make 2 million next week soon as we get there.
Dami: Please stop air chatting.

by im on two percent November 19, 2019

Chat shitter

A street shitter in a chat

That chat shitter was shitting in the chat like it's the street.

by Placid Pike April 25, 2019

Kopi Chat

Noun A monthly signature event of BLOCK71. Usually held in a form of a talk show (over cups of coffee), discussing startup technology, innovation, entrepreneurship journey, or all of the above at once.

Did you join BLOCK71 Yogyakarta's Kopi Chat last month?

by Pink Tartan December 22, 2019

Enjoyed the chat

Used sarcastically. Typically to mean that you are not worth talking/writing to, and I really should have understood this sooner.

As a last reply to someone on an online forum has confirmed they are not just trolling, but trolling so badly they are likely even believe some version of the nonsense they're spewing
Thanks, enjoyed the chat!

by SnafuSmurf August 11, 2019