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Baffle chalk

Mix of ket and coke.

Margaret went out last night on the wreck.

Got smashed on baffle chalk
by Margaret van-hoops October 29, 2018
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Sidewalk Chalk Shake

Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.
Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.
by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019
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The Chalke Valley

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.
Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.
by ZEBE100 March 8, 2020
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Premature Chalk Grab

Often used in sales, when a sales rep "chalks" a sale up on the board with the belief that the sale came through, but looks back and sees that it hasn't.
That's a premature chalk grab.
by DOCIOU$ July 28, 2021
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wall chalking

(in Pakistan) Graffiti, illegally painted ads and slogans on public and private property walls
"AS we decode messages inherent in wall chalking, we get to know motives behind it. " Dawn - January 24, 2009
by zpack September 29, 2021
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Jake chalk

Some one whole sweat profusely while engaging in intercourse with a cat
by Charva6 January 17, 2022
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Libby Chalk

a goat who eats glue, crayons, ink, paper, leaves, blue tac and lots of other things that are fucking weird to eat and also loves isaac, ben and dominic
u are paper ur libby chalkkkkkk
by urmumsasscheeks February 4, 2022
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