canada's history

Skull-fucking a moose skull with maple-syrup drenched penis and cumming into the Stanley Cup.

After watching Colbert tonight, I can't wait to get a hold of the Stanley Cup and perform Canada's history.

by kindlegume February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The most repulsive sex act known to mankind, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

1. Don't be a Noob, remember the lube!

2. Fill up woman with maple syrup by use of anal beer bong.

3. Store Stanley Cup in male's rectum

4. Woman must spray maple syrup from butt into Stanley Cup in the man's rectum.

5. Hollow out antlers to function as "crazy-fun-straw" to drink maple syrup from man's rectum.

6. Rinse, repeat, maybe switching gender roles.

7. Proceed to make sensitive, passionate love.

"Could you help me with the groceries, honey? I'm a little sore from when Condoleeza Rice gave me an in-depth reenaction of Canada's History yesterday."

"Sure, okay Dad..."

by KT151LN February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act of inserting a moose antler into a beaver on the back of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police constable during the Stanley Cup challenge. A mooseknuckle can be substituted if it's another Wings/Penguins matchup, and the antler may be inserted in Stephen Harper on Boxing Day or Stephen Colbert in the Vancouver Olympics.

Wow, you really gave Stephen a dose of Canada's History there, eh?

by lionscorp February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

After me and Stacey did Canada's History, we couldn't look each other in the eye for days.

by tycoonius February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of covering your sexual partner's body with maple syrup while wearing moose antler hats and inserting the Stanley Cup into as many orifices as possible

Jen is so kinky, we did a full Canada's History all night long.

by Samsara22 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

What I'd like to do to Stephen Colbert.

Also known as 'The Aristocrats'.

"Stephen Colbert is so hot. I'd like to Canada's History him all night long.

by Henrietta Huggins VIII February 5, 2010

Canada's History

1. You know, that's how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting bird bath in someone's back yard, and rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids.
2. Vagina Ghonaherpasiphilaids ass shit cunt fuck motherfucker tits cocksucker piss out my asshole
3. Formerly "The Beaver". A longstanding Canadian magazine.

1. Canada's History is dirty.
2. I gave your mom Canada's History. It involved moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
3. I wish Canada's history was still The Beaver so I could giggle as I read about hockey and snow.

by jimmystheman February 4, 2010