Crab Dick

type your defenition here...

its a crab dick why did you wanna know

by ¨crab dick inspector February 24, 2017

Crab secret

The crab secret is the ancient technique where one can balance comfortably onto one hand while using the other hand's fingers like the crab's claws.

"I have this called the Crab secret that might trick the stone door to open."

"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."

by spaceunderscore November 5, 2023

crabbed crust

The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.

by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016

Crab Racker

A Bitch who racks up crabs, and leaves them at you house...

Ex...That short red headed "Crab Racker" hoe, The One that walks up and down pierce street, all day, looking for money, so she can drop off more crab racking mother fuckers just called me again for the tenth time this week.

by hooootie hooootie whooo September 3, 2012

battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.

Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!

by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021

CRAB AIDS

Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY

School today was crab aids my skillet.
Facts my brostar.

by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021

Track crab

Pubic lice that crawl into your anus when you shower, and come back out after you get out and put clothes on. In doing this, they leave "tracks" of feces all over your underwear.

Man, I just bought these underpants, and my track crabs already ruined them!

by exactlywhoyouexpect June 12, 2016