clothing

clothing is to cover up your dingle dongle

"Hey dude, are socks clothing?"
"No, because they don't cover up your dingle dongle"

by CouchOog December 11, 2023

Sheep in wolf's clothing

Being aggressive in the name of an actually good and kind purpose.

If someone is toxic and breaching privacy in the name of right to own purchases.

Person Twitter, is a sheep in wolf's clothing under stop killing games initiative.

by theron guard #1 June 30, 2025

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump

Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is shrieking at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Cunt Cloth

Women’s underwear

“You want to guess the color of my Cunt Cloth, want to see if it looks like Karlie Kloss”

by Gtru197 April 13, 2025

cloth shaking

When you fart and feel your underwear moving

I was laying in my bed and farted it was cloth shaking

by CookieMonster14 February 8, 2020

clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.

Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.

by snowman559 November 19, 2021