chicago chili dog

When a man shits in his hand and masturbates with that same hand. It looks like a Chicago chili dog.

Hi friend what did you do today? Friend responds "I was at home making a Chicago chili dog"

by urbanelite November 02, 2007

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chili cheese dog

to shit on a girls tits then titty fuck her and when you cum you have a chili cheese dog....

i gave that girl a chili chees dog....

by jimmy kilberg February 16, 2005

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Cincinnati Chili Dog

When a man shits on a girls chest, then titty fucks her. Generally used in southwest Ohio.

Jon gave Sarah a cincinnati chili dog.

by dvda February 02, 2009

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Tex's Chili Dogs

Tex's Chili Dogs is a popular term in Central Wisconsin. Involves placing penis in hot dog bun, having someone defacate on it, and placing it a mouth.

I got myself a Tex's Chili Dogs, now my breath smells like shit.

by Paul Evans February 22, 2006

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chili cook off

A sexual maneuver in which three males each take a shit, and give them to a single female as a gift. She then tastes all three of the specimens. The person's shit she likes best she has sex with, next best she gives a blow job too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the shit.

Man, Eric sure got the wrong end of the chili cook off last night.

by Arnold Palmer Half and Half March 31, 2009

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