laura burnett

A fantastic Human being who has been to hell and back and came out on top.

Be Like Laura Burnett and you will never be sorry.

by Hope777 December 19, 2016

back burner guy

The guy you strung along in case you break up with your first choice

Jen always has John as her back burner guy in case she breaks up with David. back burner girl guy on the side fuckbuddy

by Alice326 June 3, 2016

jack burner

A fucking absolute pussy boy

Tom sales : oi you fuckinh jack burner nigger

by TomSalesHasABigCock February 17, 2017

Ballpark Burner

When you slather hot spicy stadium mustard on someone's forehead and they proceed to rub it on your taint, ass and balls.

"After the game the mascot gave me a ballpark burner in the dugout"

by TheBarnacleBoys March 25, 2017

thomson burner

1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner

6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit

Prepare dat dick it about to be demolished with the Thomson Burner!

by 🅾️🅾️fTimus 🅿️rℹ️me September 29, 2017

Jean Burner

The act of giving an over-the-pants hand job.

"My girlfriend gave me a good ole' jean burner in the back of the cab."

by bguy9489 November 1, 2017

butthole burner

Intense burning sensation you feel in your butthole after one shot of whiskey, usually is rectified after one to two more shots.

Man my first shot of whiskey was a real butthole burner.

by WhiskeyDrinker28951 March 11, 2018