WTF buddy

A friend with whom you share strange or bizarre hobbies, interests, and entertainment. May or may not be sexual in nature.

I didn't feel like watching American Horror Story by myself, so I called my WTF buddy.

by rodaro March 5, 2014

condom buddies

One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.

I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.

by Erkh April 22, 2014

Tornado buddy

A large person you can hold onto in a tornado.

Your partner is so fat, on the bright side she would make a great tornado buddy.

by Kar bear May 22, 2015

Blasting Buddy

A partnership between two people where the two of them shit as loud as they can next to eachother in a public bathroom. The partnership lasts a lifetime and one can only have one vowed buddy

Me and my blasting buddy Mikey caused a real ruckus in the Walmart bathroom, the other customers thought we were giving birth.

by Rickzilla June 10, 2015

Deportation Buddy

Someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when Trump gets into office.

Aye, I need a deportation buddy. I'll bring tacos if you'll bring coke.

by Fernando, stop goofing off! November 11, 2016

buddy pass

It is a term used in lacrosse, hockey and football usually referring to a pass to a receiver that is immediately crushed by the other team. The term is similar to a military expression of “blue falcon”, which is the code name for a person that is a “buddy f**ker” - someone who gets his friends in trouble.

D threw a buddy pass to the middie who immediately got hammered by a nearby player.

by elp7 July 1, 2019

Suicide buddy

A person who will help you cope with being sad and overcome thoughts of suicide.

“Hey man, if you’re feeling like you want to kill yourself, I’m here for you. You and I can be each other’s suicide buddy and tell suicide to go fuck itself.”

If you’re really feeling down and like you have nobody to talk to call the suicide hotline [phone]

by norscoryeah July 2, 2019