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Brazilian Wedding

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.
Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.
by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011
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brazilian cheeze wagon

when a woman inserts a tampon, then the man craps into the vaginal opening. the man then proceds to slowly pull the string of the tampon, until it is out. bvc.
me and my girlfriend are going to my place to do some brazilian cheeze wagon.
by vannb25 May 22, 2011
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Brazilian pizza

When you cum on a girls ass and sprinkle cheese on afterwards as a finishing touch.
Dude how could you give her a Brazilian pizza? You know she's lactose intolerant
by FuckDon83 May 21, 2025
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Brazilian War Condom

A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021
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brazilian receipt

A sex act in which one partner has hot wax applied to their pubic region during intercourse and the wax is removed forcefully during climax. Afterwards, you are left with a waxing paper covered in wax and hair. Thus, the Brazilian Receipt.
My girlfriend gave me a Brazilian Receipt last night. It was painful but it felt so good.
by ejectable January 12, 2023
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Brazilian Butt Job

When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals
Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!

Male 2: Bro... where?
by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024
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Brazilian thunder monkey

you sit on the ground then your lady friend takes your feet and locks them behind your head stands on her hands facing away from you then repeatedly slams her ass and vag into your face
hey Tim how did you get a black eye the wife hit me with the Brazilian thunder monkey last night
by jigglebit April 16, 2021
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