Fish Burrito

A fish burrito is when you roll a girl(who hasn't showered) in a blanket just like you would roll up a burrito. After this is done you insert your head into the bottom part of the "burrito" and eat out her fishy smelling vagina.

Guy- This chick i met has the best fish burrito's ever. She even had tartar sauce on that shit.

Guys friend- Uhhhhhhh I think that was the hooker I banged last night. I left a little bit of a mess.

Guy- ohhhhhh so that's why it was sticky (throws up)

Fish Burrito by MarkyJamMstrJakeJoshTheJanitor May 21, 2012

bathroom burrito 

A burrito which has been warmed using a bathroom radiator, usually while wrapped in foil.

"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."

bathroom burrito by GiddyHedge March 14, 2014

arturian burrito 

A female ejaculates ("squirts") into a burrito and feeds it to someone who may be unaware of its special ingredient.

Hey troute, bring me one of those special arturian burritos for lunch.

arturian burrito by Troute October 17, 2015

Dirty Burrito

The act of having anal with a partner while balancing a burrito on (her/his) back and eating set burrito till it's all gone

""Hey jerry Im thinking of having a burrito tonight so I'm giving my special girl a dirty burrito""

Dirty Burrito by Big Daddy1919 June 15, 2016

booty burrito

The awkward situation when you reject a person's booty call, but they still feel it's appropriate to ask you to bring them food anyway (i.e. a burrito).

Friend 1: "You'll never believe this! Last night Bob asked me to come over for a little bit of squishin' the gibbly bits , and when I said "no", he asked if I could bring him a burrito and beer anyway!"

Friend 2: "Ha!! You totally got a booty burrito!!"

booty burrito by Trocargal74 May 27, 2016

Red Burrito

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.

Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.

Red Burrito by CaptainMeatBeater September 30, 2016

Brown burrito 

A Mexican mans asshole

Dude have you eaten any pink taco lately?

No man, these days I'm into brown burritos.

Brown burrito by GingerBeardDude January 5, 2017