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Straight-Gay Best Friend

A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.
Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*
by People Against Pokes December 14, 2010
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Backseat Best Friend

When your some ones best friend for a large amount of time, then after they lose all their good/best friends they cling to you. Then around 6+ months later when he/she gets their friends back, they start pushing you away slowly and moving towards their old friends again, but still call you their best friend.

Situation is made worse when said person is your Ex and you have feelings for them.
Bob: wow man did you see how Carly totally made Alex a Backseat Best friend? she completely ditched him.

Jake: Yeah man, really f'ed up
by Nom G April 26, 2008
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fisherman's best friend

Fisherman's Best Friend is a sexual act when a person has a couple of Fisherman's Friend lozenges and then performs cunnilingus. Simply cunnilingus with Fisherman's Friend. The person performing the act could be referred to as fisherman's best friend.
He had a Fisherman's friend and proceeded to eat her out. It was nice and minty and she considered him as her 'fisherman's best friend'.
by anon8634 September 14, 2013
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True Best Friend

a.) Anyone who would sit outside on a balconie with you, in the cold, in pajamas, in Gatlinburg, in February, who would be there for you, know exactly what to say, and to just listen while you tell random stories involving chocolate Frosty's and cry your eyes out.

b.) Anyone who would buy you a teddy bear every Valentine's day because they know how much you love teddy bears.

c.) Anyone who would shove themselves in the back corner of a bus just so that y'all could sit together, just to then have to spend 9 consecutive hours being annoyed by you.

d.) Anyone who can take your insults and find an even better one to throw back at you

e.) Ellia
Ellia is my true best friend and I wouldn't trade that for the world.
by SophieFox September 5, 2016
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Geographic Best Friend

The friend who lives closest to you, therefore making them inherently your best friend when you need a favor.
Don't worry about it, I'll just call my Geographic Best Friend, I just live down the street from him.
by Mathyoufsa December 4, 2010
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Welsh best friend

WOW. WHATA PENG TING. MY WELSH BEST FRIEND HAS BIG TITS. IT REALLY GETS ME GOING. I LOVE MY WELSHY. Because she is always there for me. She has mood swings like a kid on a swing. She is very horny and makes me very horny like a rhino. She is very fiittttt and always is laughing
WOWWWW. LOOK AT THAT WELSHY. SHE HAS BIG TITS.

Me: IKR. GETS ME GOING. That is my Welsh best friend
by Pussyslayer67bigtits June 22, 2018
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welsh best friend

What a fuckin legend
Your Welsh best friend is a dick but you love him anyway because he's an actual legend. He is very funny but can be an arse and talks about tits alot. He is always there for you and has a great eyebrow game. Sometimes when he has had too much to drink he will facetime you until the early hours of the morning and won't let you sleeeeppppp but you don't mind because you love him 💙
Pussyslayer67bigtits : His welsh best friend loves him because his eyebrow game is so fuckin strong 👌👌
by Sheeppppp99 June 22, 2018
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