Andres

Andres is a man whore and will fein off of your shit, and will lick in between your toes. He also likes to cuddle and skin your dogs. So when you see Andres you should run the other way. Andres is also in love with Black Bread the Pirates.

Andres is so scary! He bit my toe nails off while I was sleeping.

by Dare January 7, 2022

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The most awesome curly haired MF ever

You should try to be like Andres because he's awesome

(This totally isn't Andres writing this)

Person 1: hey, did you see Andres walking over there
Person 2: yeah! I wish I was as awesome as Andres.

by Totsllynotandres January 12, 2022

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Andrés is a great dad. He's always caring and attentive with the members of his family. He makes bad jokes that are not supposed to make you laugh but they still do because of the way he says them. At times he may seem like a very serious and quiet person, even a bit hostile when loses his patience, but in reality he's very polite and can be very kind to others. In addition he's a hardworker and would do anything to make sure his family's needs are covered. He's also surprisingly smart and has insteresting ideas. For all of these things we love you very much! but remember that there are other tv channels besides the dominican ones <3

Andrés is the best dad someone could've asked for.

by Oreo_08 January 21, 2022

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An Andrés is an incredibly stubborn person(good and bad stubborn at the same time.) Hes not cool at first(of course he’s not going to be ever). He’s nice at first, then mean, then kind of nice, but at the end of the day is a cool friend.

Andres is wierd.

by -Rabbit.- January 22, 2022

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