Stranger Things

THE BEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE

parallel universe, psychotic powers, deadly monsters, possessed people, love, friendship, kids, and a cool guy with a bat.

if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!

me: who’s your favorite character in Stranger Things?

then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.

by strangerthingsss July 29, 2021

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Stranger rape

Rape by a Stranger

I can't say if I was stranger rape.

by 459395 March 5, 2022

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honey stranger

Masturbating with a swollen hand after getting stung by a bee, hornet or yellow jacket.

Tim stayed home to give himself a honey stranger. He got stung by a yellow jacket and his hand is swollen like a bologna log.

by Sassy Ritz Cracker August 30, 2021

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stranger._.things.fanp is the best fan page kut there! Its the most swag one!

Have you heard of the stranger._.things.fanp?
Yes I have!

by stranger._.things.fanp June 10, 2021

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Reverse stranger

Masturbating after your penis falls asleep from sitting on a hard surface for a long time.

‘The stranger’ is to simulate the feeling of GETTING a handjob from someone else but ‘The reverse stranger’ is to simulate the feeling of you GIVING a handjob to someone else.

by Carnage7187 June 15, 2021

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The double stranger

To sit on both your penis and dominant hand until both are numb, then proceed to pleasure yourself. Since you've lost feeling in both, it feels like watching a person receive a handjob.

My internet was down last night and I wanted to watch someone get a handjob, so I gave myself the double stranger.

by Hawk84 May 20, 2021

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