diego's knees

The knees of a fudu Sala cheena.

Your such a faggot

like Diego's knees.

by my dad drive an all white rang November 26, 2018

Chacho Knees

A letter switch/modification of the phrase "nacho cheese" meaning sweaty knees. Can only be acquired through insane hardcore workouts.

Dude 1: "I've been working out hardcore today, dude."
Dude 2: "I bet you got chacho knees, then."

by BorkTheCaveman May 30, 2018

Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.

Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.

by Wood Knee January 06, 2008

broke knees

When broken ankles isn't enough

he broke knees with that play

by arms weak April 04, 2021

grenade knee

When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.

Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."

by wifeofashlong December 29, 2018

knee bangs

The patch of hair on the knee often missed when shaving legs.

These shorts are sweet but they really accentuate my knee bangs.

by Slaughteramamama June 30, 2018

virgin knees

when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.

friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"

by thestubz October 12, 2019