Rootin tootin ready for a school shootin. Dylan is characterized as a male stripper that wears top of the line cowboy boots and a tight thong that makes his testicles look like swollen grapes, he also has tits that can hypnotize any women
by Joshisthehoss December 03, 2018
Dylan your cool
by Pretonicguy December 21, 2016
A very handsome and sexy hotdog, that loves to eat apples and pears. He is a very fun person and he likes to go for long walks on beaches at night with his dog. His dogs name is Netflix, because I loves to Netflix and chill, so he named his dog after it. Bricks are his favourite things in the world. He's like sudokus and crosswords.
by Dylanmooney August 16, 2017
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by DYlan Is MASSIVE February 06, 2017
A nice man who is very funny,he has an amazing personality that people love.He is very smart and dumb at the same time.He's really cute and fun to be around with.And any girl would be luck to have him.They have really a really big penis and are good with girls.They can be really funny when they make fun of people and are amazing.
by Madilyn bee December 10, 2016
If your name is dylan, then you have the biggest cock known on earth. You can get every girl you want. If you have a friend named alfie button then you can definitely steal his girl. You are very smart and have alot of muscle. You will be very successful in the drug dealing business and you will chef up alfie burton
by DylanTheGoat69420 March 23, 2022