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When you're holding a chick-fil-a milkshake but your mind gets cursed with the knowledge of a god
You already know I'm obsessed with it, I can't get enough. Back with another milk- HEEELP! HELP MEEEE! HEEEELP!
by personrealofficialtrue May 8, 2025
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Help

You can not run or hide, there is no more help.
There is no Help on the way.
by nevets/ lolopcjnweufvhfperufhe December 16, 2021
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HELP ME

PLEASE HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAP BY PEOPLE AND LOCK ME IN WITH A LAPTOP MADE IN 2001 RUNNING IN THE NEWIST VERSON OF WINDOWS (XP) AND PEOPLE IT STUCK ON 6/30/01 PLEASE HELP ME I'M TRAP IN THIS ROOM ONLY WITH A LAPTOP THAT RUNS REALLY SLOW AND THE LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE IT HAVE 9 GB OF RAM
NO PLEASE HELP ME MY LAPTOP IS SLOW AND BAD.
by need help December 2, 2021
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Help

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help

When u scream help that means your fine and DON'T need help
by 10001110101010101 January 24, 2022
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help

the word that people occasionally scream in the hallway at times. it might be funny depending on the context.
Ryan: HELP!
by condom balls 33 May 17, 2023
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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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