The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.
Also see "pink texting"
Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014
Get the brown textingmug. MY fucking dad. Has literally fucked every human on the planet. is the ultimate object of sex. god crafted his brain specifically. 1 scientist in the last millennium. Has beef with ms. frost
by Boinkadoink May 14, 2019
Get the Justin Brownmug. The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.
Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”
by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022
Get the Looming brownmug. by Snoop Dong May 6, 2014
Get the Alec Brownmug. by Whorefrog1 August 1, 2018
Get the Brown-nosermug. by Roberto binoski August 29, 2017
Get the brown paper bag specialmug. by Missleesha October 20, 2015
Get the Town brownmug.