Jack Melville

A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything

Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$

Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew

by Morgun_freemon May 4, 2017

Jack bae

Big dick

I have a jack bae = I have a big dick

by Lengscious May 11, 2017

Jack

Jack is a cunty FAGGOT who likes to suck on donkey dick. He would Fight and die to protect the Liberal-Left (Of which he is fanatical member). He is the human embodiment of a chode (which are his favorite to suck on). He absolutely craves being able to suck up the sweat on your balls. He is a cock-licking, semen-snorting, ball-sucking,Neon White, Wigger, Liberal -Leftist, Faggot. (Wigger= White Nigger). GOD HE LOVES A CHODE TO LICK.

Zach: Hey did you hear? Gavin Fucked Jack in the ass lest night, and then Jack turned around and gave him a blow-job afterwards!

John: I'd believe it. He absolutely loves SJW's and giving head to men!

by xXG0d_0f_Ath3ismXx May 18, 2017

jack

a boy who is extremely ugly and smells really bad

stay away from him! hes a jack

by im a chickan May 24, 2017

jack sharkey

he is such a bad bitch usually gay but always bad

damn jack sharkey looked good today

by blahblahblackvutch May 27, 2017

Jack King Koff

The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.

Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"

by DallasFanFTW June 7, 2017

jack rug

Synonym of jizz rag; something used to wipe up semen after masturbation.

Keep a jack rug handy when wanking to tidy up your mess and wipe away your shame.

by Randy Rick 69 June 9, 2017