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Fart Sandwich

A fart of such strong intensity that it can be tasted, and remains of which linger in the nose and mouth.
Everyone cleared the room after eating the dog’s fart sandwich.
by Dr Irka January 2, 2021
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Fart Sock

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.
I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.
by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021
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Lee Fart

A leaf art, he is a noxious thing. Fart cloud left by an unconsiderate friend who likes to crop best friends. Because he believes it is funny, mostly farts, are created by people who eat really bad diets and drink lots of alcohol
Dude, joey, just lee farted me.At the funeral
by ShortStackFun February 11, 2025
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fart nugget

when somebody is a bitch ass shithead (im talking to you gritigle)
that shitter over there is a fart nugget
by insaniotary February 27, 2024
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fart-narc

A fart-narc is a friend who will share unfavourable stories about you, usually in order to bring other people together.

More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.
I love Tim but is the worst fart-narc we know. Don’t tell him your business or he’s gonna make you sound five times worse to anyone who will hear it.”
by Yackitol November 7, 2022
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Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023
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Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)
bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"
by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016
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