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Vagina Blood Farts

Her Vagina Blood Farts was obvious due to her bloody dark blue stripe high mid waist full butt brief panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which was a lovely reason to cry!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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fart jiggle

An inside joke. No stranger shall say the two words together.
by M8Bit November 9, 2018
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Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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Fart Finish

When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.
That race was a real squeaker. A real fart finish. You racist!
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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Lucky Fart

When you have pipe crack in your toilet, you have to fart on your money before you go to the casino.
Untill you can fart on the money bills those are going to be blessed with extra luck so you can play with them safely
with the wild shark slot machine game. And every time when you hit the free game you have to yell GEBO. Trust me, works every time.
Going to bless this stack with my Lucky Fart, because GEBO is life Gebo is love *farts luckily*
by GEBOO March 2, 2019
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fart

A terrible smell of methane gas releases from your butt. everyone in the room now hates you. You now stink really badly. are you proud? probably not.
I farted in my bed and now I'm having nightmares
by The big boi bubs March 2, 2019
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Great White Fart

Previously known as a "Great White Shark" it is defined as a large aggressive shark of warm seas, with a brownish or gray back, white underparts, and large triangular teeth.

As of Monday March 4th, 2019 – Great white sharks will from here on forth be considered as "Great White Farts" according to research conducted by Echo.
"Wow, what a beautiful photo of a great white fart you took!"

"Look, a great white fart!"
by vrgodly March 4, 2019
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