When you've gone so long without washing underneath your foreskin, that a special rot starts to form, usually made up of different waste such as, mainly remnants of cum and sometimes even piss and dirt. This rot has been nicknamed "cheese". It is most often first formed below the head of the penis or the "neck" which is where the name is derived from.
Person 1: "yo dude i havent washed my dick in like, a week. Theres so much neck cheese now!"
Person 2: "Yeah i can smell that bro, pretty gross not gonna lie. Anyways, can i have taste?"
Person 2: "Yeah i can smell that bro, pretty gross not gonna lie. Anyways, can i have taste?"
by Cum glaze megga cum glaze March 20, 2024
Get the Neck Cheesemug. A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
Get the cream cheesemug. this is when Wendy's try to argue over a cheeseburger should have cheese but he specifically said no cheese
"why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"
"um sir.."
"SYBAU I WILL COME OVER IN THERE AND SHOOT YOU"
by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 12, 2025
Get the why did y'all put cheese on my cheeseburgermug. A popular dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese. A universally loved food item known for its cheesy goodness and enjoyed by millions around the globe. Often the life of the party and a go-to comfort food, even if it lacks pepperoni.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
Get the Cheese Pizzamug. Cheese that can be peeled into strings. Usually mozzarella; generally found in stick form.
Can also be referred to as “cheese string”, or “string cheese”.
Can also be referred to as “cheese string”, or “string cheese”.
What’s that cheese that you can peel into strings? I’m trying to prove a point here—- so what’s that called?
Peel cheese.
No. No one calls it peel cheese, just like no one calls it cheese string. Ever.
Peel cheese.
No. No one calls it peel cheese, just like no one calls it cheese string. Ever.
by Stashish July 22, 2025
Get the Peel Cheesemug. by Lincoln D June 19, 2021
Get the Cheesingmug. The Cheese is a slang word for police. This is found in New Zealand, particularly in the Auckland area.
by Auntie Henderson February 25, 2023
Get the The Cheesemug.