shitass the cat

shitass is the name given to one of the pets in dnd they resemble a fat, lazy, white cat the origin of shitass is fatass a background character seen eating a bowl of a unkown substance in the battle cats. Shitass is a lower quality fatass who can fly. There main way of attacking is ramming into opponents they are a passive being unless provoked it can be tamed only by the most charismatic of beings. The female opposite of shitass is sandvish

look at shitass the cat fly!

by blorble can November 28, 2023

Invisible cat

a cat that is invisible

Katie has an invisible cat

by K Marie B January 17, 2021

Fresh Cat

Fresh Cat is the opposite of Raw Dog. You stayed strapped during intercourse until it falls off.

I was fresh catting this girl until my strap exploded.

by GetDucked May 24, 2016

Killed the cat

Vigorously jerking off your pet cat till it cums

“I killed the cat now their is cum all over my hands 🙌🏿 🐱 all she said after that was meow 😻”

by Pussaniggajusttalksh June 28, 2021

Jaide’s cat

Dead.

1st guy “my cat is dead”
2nd dude “lol bad, Jaide’s cat is too”

by TheMoistPengu February 27, 2022

cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

Cats

The most rude but cute things that exist. We all love cats and if you say you don't, you know you secretly do. Even the most extreme dog lovers cannot handle a cat's adorableness. We will always love cats even if they scratch or bite you. Forgiveness is the answer.

P1: I love cats!
P2: Who doesn't?

P3: I don't 😒

P2: OMG! Goodbye.
P1: dies

by Ms. PHAT January 13, 2022