Double standards

Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).

The girl could see and desperately try to pick at everyone's double standards but her own.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Double Canoe

When a lady rides your face whilst another lady rides your penis, they are going down the river on a double canoe. Paddles can also be used.

"Hey Becky, last night Anna and I rode the double canoe with Steve!"

by Ricktorious November 8, 2020

Double-double

When 2 coffee-loving Canucks with vulvas have a double ended dildo inserted into each of their pinks and the stinks.

Hey Sarah, after we finish drinking these Timmies double doubles, do you think you’ll want to double-double these double ended dildos with me? Double.

by Esbébé November 8, 2020

dirt circle double

When you’re eating ass with a fat dip in and the girl lights up a cigarette in her pussy.

I gave Becky Lynn the ol’ dirt circle double last night down in the porta-potty.

by Broomssss September 29, 2020

double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

by 6aXL September 30, 2020

Double Duster

Crop dusting through someone else's fart and mixing the 2 smells as you walk

Guy at bar* I just farted
Bartender* I'm about to crop dust the bar

Guy at bar* you're about to double duster

by Fast fart October 9, 2020

double dutch

smoking 2 different strains, dead opps, or oregano mixed with weed , in a blunt.

i could kill this man, and mix him wit the runtz, now that’sa double dutch

by ill Blacky October 10, 2020