garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"

Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!

by CampFetus September 20, 2017

Hoe Ring

Hoe Ring: like a toe ring, but for hoes

#That girl over there... has a hoe ring
What's it made out of?
#my soul and diamonds
#so struck gold?

by Bohomeanian July 5, 2016

Hoe

The definition of your mother, and all your neighbours when your dad is not at home.

Also your mother with the milkman.

Your mother is a Hoe

by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021

hoe gear

Ridiculously impractical "armor" generally worn by female characters in RPGs. Often exposes large amounts of skin, including but not limited to short shorts/skirts, bikini tops, and skintight leather suits.

Damn, I wish I could equip my female mage with something other than hoe gear! Oh well, guess I'll make a male character instead.

by me................. June 20, 2017

High-Res Hoe

A typical bitch who decides it's her duty to post pictures on her snapchat that are just standing in front of a mirror.
These people usually have some variant of the iPhone X, and thinks they are doing people favors by pointing it out.
Thinks people really care about her, but finding her post on your feed is like finding dog shit going Easter-Egg hunting.

Will probably someday end up being some kind of cum bucket.

bro 1: yo bro i heard timmy is dating that girl tiffany
bro 2: out of all girls he chose tiffany? not her, she's a high-res hoe.

by andrew2240e November 25, 2019

Hoe

A male or Female who have sex with multiple people and thinks it’s okay

She’s/ he’s a hoe for sleeping wit multiple people

by Jayyto May 29, 2019

Hoe

Me

She's a hoe

by Asswipe x May 13, 2019