fart knocking

the act of when a man farts on a girls boobs

I was fart knocking her last night.

by human.0 December 25, 2017

fart

fart is that thing that just comes out of your ass sometimes out of nowhere, or on purpose. i love farting. you know when youre in class and you just got that big ass fart waiting to just shine? well, it’s always either the silent but deadly, or the loud but doesn’t stink. now, choose wisely, because either you wanna be blamed for letting it all out, OR do you want an evacuation at your school just because your ass can’t hold in a simple fart.

ben: hey man, it kinda stinks..did you..y’know, fart?

max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.

ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!

by i love eating poop November 1, 2021

fart nuggets

what happens when you have to poop really badly but you have to hold it in.

shoot man these fart nuggets are crazy, i got to go so bad bro

by avabava December 18, 2024

Roast dinner fart

A fart that smells likes a carvery

Sometimes I do a roast dinner fart

by Bethan Mint December 19, 2021

The Fart Phantom

When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it

Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?

Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it

Ryan W: it was you lachlan.

Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again

by TheIncredibleHunk December 8, 2017

Fart

the greatest thing to ever exist.

Fart

by Mr.Quagsire July 18, 2022

fart and poop

when you fart and poop

dude look at that fart and poop

by drainurrr June 9, 2021