You Gotta Be Pullin My Nuts

Annoying

Say if your friend says we have to redo an entire thing then you would say you gotta be pullin my nuts

by LIL NUT 17 July 23, 2021

No nut november

There are two vertions of this challenge. Originaly the individual can have sex with his partner, bur he can't masturbate for the whole month of november.
There a new version who take litteraly the name of the challenge , so you can't "bust-a-nut" (ejaculate) even if you have sex with your partner.

There is untold rule in the original version: "if you fail the no-nut, pegging it's what you got". This rule was ignorate for the too many failing, but tecnicaly it's still valid.

A:"oh man, i failed the no nut november!"
B"now your girlfriend has to fuck your ass, man!"

by URBAN A November 3, 2018

Nut house

A place where they keep people like you. That's nuts!

I got sent to the nut house when I was 5. That's where I met Taylor Swift!

by SomeonewholikesYES. March 28, 2024

bust a nut

To cum quite eloquently and quite sizeably.

" Oh my god Jacob I'd never thought gay sex would make me bust a nut so fast!"

by BigBomboclat November 28, 2023

ass nut

Ass nut is when you put both your balls in a woman's vagina while putting your dick in the woman's anus

Me and Tim Tim are go one do ass nut. You in ?

by Butt snack March 10, 2018

nut topper

A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.

Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"

James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".

by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014

nut muddle

The mashed butt debris left in between and in the teeth after eating nuts

It took me ten minutes to clean the nut muddle out of my teeth after my date last night

by Jafcook March 2, 2022