Double Happs

Yeah bro they’re basically a Gold/red packet of pure fuck yeah. They’re like, pretty fucking good. Heavenly. They are black market and you feel sneaky puffing on them. They make you get in touch with your Chinese side and taste mad. Very Australian, despite being as far from Australian as possible. Maybe the only Chinese thing that Aussies love.

Snippa: Oi bro, want a Manny?

John: fuck off cunt I will stick to my Double happs thank you!

Snippa: nahhh you never told me you had a pack of those tasty fuckers!

by Spuddy Bruv July 18, 2025

Double-Numble

When 2 trains collide, but they are both going backwards. The last freight car on both trains are heavily damaged, leaving the locomotive just fine.

I heard there was a Double-Numble at the Cheyenne yard today.

by oh no, more definitions April 13, 2022

Double Thruster

When a male is in doggy style with a female, with a strap-on attached to his buttcheeks, with another girl behind him. He then thrusts forward and backwards therefore pleasing both women at the same time while screaming thrusty mcbusty.

I just double thrustered two girls last night, it was an experiance.

by Poopyballs the Prophet December 17, 2021

Double Friendzone

Another term for platonicism.

Oh no... I think I'm in the double friendzone

by Chains-and-whips-excite-me April 18, 2016

double breakfast

An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.

If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

by gingiacringia October 17, 2021

Dave's Double

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.

"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".

by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021

Double Bern team

When 2 people that both have "Bern" in their names telepathically communicate with each other and accidentally plan to tease the crap out of you for something, especially when all 3 of you are very close friends. Usually works between Bernard , Bernie , Bernadette , etc

Dude my 2 closest friends are Bernard and Bernadette. Do you understand how much ****ing double Bern teaming I get abused by?

by crayrey June 18, 2020