cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
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Cat's worth of weed

I just snagged a cat's worth of weed from my dealer.
by Insom April 16, 2021
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cat cage

She's got a proper dirty cat cage
by Fitza July 05, 2017
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Saudi Cat [Kat]

They are the dumbo cats they are pretty useless. They are not attractive as well and some people love it but it sucks, these are also not the ranked cats in the world. Dogs are 1000000x times better. They disturb humans saying meaow. very annoying.
Don't love them!!! Saudi Cat Kat SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Saudi Cat [Kat] November 23, 2021
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Joel's lovely cat

A lovely cat with a brilliant personality, a great sense of humor and despite the rumours, a perfect size. Would have loved to have gotten to know it better.
Joel's lovely cat is in a better place.
by Joels Cat Admirer December 07, 2023
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Joel's lovely cat

A lovely cat who despite rumours was a beautiful size and has a great sense of humor. A cat which we are devastated to lose but appreciate it is in a better place. Sending love and condolences.
Joel's lovely cat will never be forgotten. Meow
by Joels Cat Admirer December 11, 2023
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rusty cat

An woman's va-jay-jay. As in "old" "overused"
Don't mess with shaquanda, she's got a rusty cat.
by Dick Johnson February 02, 2015
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