The act of fingering your butthole as a cucumber penetrates your vaginal region. Thus making you erupt.
“I had a bad case of the cucumber fingers last nigh, but I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I used it for your salad.”
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Get the 4 fingers up mug.When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.
I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods
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Get the 4 fingers up mug.The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.
Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
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The driver who cut her off received an angry finger from the cyclist. (Be aware that this is a rude gesture)
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