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Ball-Sac Polisher

“Ball-Sac Polisher” (or “BSP”) is both a noun and verb: it refers to a man who worships a scratch golfer or blue-blood regardless of his character; as well as his actions. The BSP will seek the opinion of the most clueless scratch player or blue-blood over that of an imminent authority on any subject at all including engineering, science, medicine and astrophysics; he will buy unlimited drink and food for a scratch player or blue-blood in return for no more than an acknowledgement of existence, smile, nod or look of approval, without any expectation or possibility of reciprocation. A BSP is akin to a lapdog, sidekick, chump or loser.

BSP is a term of art coined in the 1990’s by a doctor in Troy, NY, who noticed that many newly admitted public employment and other working class members to the city’s country club (admitted when the economy caused the once exclusive country club to essentially be a quasi-public course) would do anything just to obtain the slightest acknowledgment or glance of approval from a scratch player or long-standing blue-blood member. Scratch players and blue-bloods at The CC of Troy have accepted the adoration and offerings of the BSP so eagerly that their symbiotic relationship has established the prevalent culture at that club, and a precedent for many others, which exists to this day.
"Johnny is such a ball-sac polisher."

"Here comes Phil, followed by his entourage of obsequious BSPs."

"John wouldn't be such a bad guy if he wasn't always ball-sac polishing that untalented hack.
by Hip Eponymous January 14, 2015
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ball root

by pee wee April 23, 2003
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Smoking Balls

Jimmy flipped three thousand times in one jump, he was really smoking balls.
by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009
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anus ball trap

The act of having a woman spread her anus wide open, while you dip your balls into it. Trying not to have her close her anus and thus trapping your balls.
Yo, shaquesha tried to get me into that anus ball trap!

Don't you Eva Eva Eva try it dogg!!
by Wayne zuba December 9, 2013
mugGet the anus ball trapmug.

pee is stored in the balls

the only true discovery made in man-kind
Scientist one: I have made a discovery!

Scientist 2: What?

Scientist 1: Pee is stored in the balls!
by Walking Snail February 1, 2018
mugGet the pee is stored in the ballsmug.

Blue Ball

A type of grenade found in all three installments of Bungie's highly popular series Halo. When this grenade is thrown, it is given adhesive properties after is it released from the users hand. If used properly, you can "stick" your opponent, kiling them intantly.

Please note: this item is officially named the Plasma Grenade.
Player 1: What the fuck? I needed back up back there where the fuck did you go dude?
Player 2: That other guy got this lucky stick man and that blue ball just got me in the face!
by First PIayer October 21, 2008
mugGet the Blue Ballmug.

lil dung ball

Lil dung ball is a black cat owned by Wilson Liang along with Lil booger.
Come here, Lil dung ball!

or

It is time to eat, Lil dung ball.
by WombocomboLunatic February 3, 2021
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