The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.
Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers April 24, 2018
Get the Crud Fingersmug. When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
by NurseCaca December 6, 2018
Get the Old Man Tall Fingermug. by BoltOffs February 29, 2020
Get the Finger diggermug. 
The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.
Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
Big Easy: ummmm what?
Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.
Big Easy: o bloody hell...
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019
Get the Five finger death cuntchmug. by hewannafuckzee April 9, 2022
Get the four fingers up!mug.