Duck Dick

Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.

"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"

by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010

dick cap

when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening

person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"

Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."

by Sonny Red October 21, 2006

Dick Call

The female booty call, when you need a man but don't want to be tied down, just wanna get it in !

"Don't worry he was just a dick call!"

by Chelsey and Wayne October 2, 2010

Dick Blister

1. A Local Death metal Band in Oakdale California
2. A Blister on your dick
3. A name you give someone out of anger

1. Sing Honey Sperm Dick Blister!

2. I have a Blister on my Cock!

3. Dude, You're a Fuckign Dick Blister

by William Ichord July 19, 2007

dick sneeze

ejaculation of sperm from the penis.

I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.

by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

Dick Quack

(Noun): (Exclamation): (Dik-kuak) -When a female preforms fellatio and, when pulling out, makes an audible suction-like noise.

"Damn nigga" jamall exclaimed. "She makin' yo dick quack".

by Smeef182 May 3, 2020

Porch Dick

An unemployed angry man/women who sits on there porch and continuously yells at people walking by.

"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."

by BobSwaggins420 March 15, 2015