Spit Balling

When your taking a shit and you spit in between your legs but hit your balls.

John: "I was taking a dump and I was spit balling."
Dave: "So"
John: "You think my girl would like the flavor?"
Dave: "........................"

by The D-aniel July 8, 2016

ball ass

to run extremely fast, to dip with the quickness, mostly from the cops.

Yo, i was tappin this young broad and her papa dukes rolled up in the driveway, i had to ball ass out the back door with my junk still hangin out.

by Laura January 22, 2005

Fuck It We Ball

“Fuck it we ball” meaning: My life is in utter disarray, yet in spite of that, I spite of every set back I must face, I will rise to the occasion at any opportunity. For my past may have led to my present situation, but my present actions will shape my future. The next events will either we legendary or disastrous. Failure is no longer an option, the ball has hit the ground and now the only option is to bounce back or die trying.

Jon Jeffrey and Ian: We’re fucked

Marco: Fuck it we ball

by Alleywaycheese May 22, 2022

Balls in my face

Slang for “sike”, trying to play off a scenario thats gone bad, or trying to make it seem like you’re hacked. First used and popularized by Offset when he got caught cheating on Cardi B and proceeded to go on twitter to tweet Balls In My Face to make it seem like he was hacked.

“Damn that girls fine asf”
“Bro thats a boy”
“Balls in my face”

by Ruperts January 7, 2020

balls to the wall

to get up against a wall in preparation to being searched

The police officer pulled his gun and shouted "balls to the wall and spread 'em!"

by gdawg49 December 16, 2008

Fuck it we ball

When your life is in such disarray that you begin to not give a shit. Whatever happens next will be legendary or disastrous.

Guy 1: Yo you tryna hit the bars?

Guy 2: I don’t know man my wife just divorced me
Guy 1: Come on bro it’ll buff out

Guy 2: Fuck it we ball

by McLovin62 April 29, 2022

Ball-Sac Polisher

“Ball-Sac Polisher” (or “BSP”) is both a noun and verb: it refers to a man who worships a scratch golfer or blue-blood regardless of his character; as well as his actions. The BSP will seek the opinion of the most clueless scratch player or blue-blood over that of an imminent authority on any subject at all including engineering, science, medicine and astrophysics; he will buy unlimited drink and food for a scratch player or blue-blood in return for no more than an acknowledgement of existence, smile, nod or look of approval, without any expectation or possibility of reciprocation. A BSP is akin to a lapdog, sidekick, chump or loser.

BSP is a term of art coined in the 1990’s by a doctor in Troy, NY, who noticed that many newly admitted public employment and other working class members to the city’s country club (admitted when the economy caused the once exclusive country club to essentially be a quasi-public course) would do anything just to obtain the slightest acknowledgment or glance of approval from a scratch player or long-standing blue-blood member. Scratch players and blue-bloods at The CC of Troy have accepted the adoration and offerings of the BSP so eagerly that their symbiotic relationship has established the prevalent culture at that club, and a precedent for many others, which exists to this day.

"Johnny is such a ball-sac polisher."

"Here comes Phil, followed by his entourage of obsequious BSPs."

"John wouldn't be such a bad guy if he wasn't always ball-sac polishing that untalented hack.

by Hip Eponymous January 14, 2015