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Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
by Jenna Johnson September 14, 2023
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hoe puppy

Hoe Puppy: Any Basic Bitch using the puppy tongue filter on SnapChat
Jennifer is such a fucking hoe puppy!! That girl is always using that same damn snap filter
by BwAnonymous May 18, 2017
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Bo's Hoes

A lover of Bo Burnham. We are all one of my of Bos Hoes
HITTIN THE CLUB UP VIP
I GOT A FAKE MUSTACHE AND A FAKE ID
I LOOK LIKE WOOLY WILLY WITH A REALLY WOOLY WILLY AND I BYPASS THE BOUNCER PASS BY AN EX AND I FLEX AND BOUNCE HER ✨WOWSER✨
LOOK AT ALL OF BO'S HOES LOOKING FOR A RIDE ON BO'S HOSE AND I SPOT A LITTLE LATINO BOOTY SO BIG CALL IT OPRAH'S EGO, WE GO DO IT THROUGH IT SHE SAYS "DIOS MIO, ME AMIGO" PULL IT OUT STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND I BUST IN THE BACK OF YA, SWALLOW BITCH, THERE'S PEOPLE STARVING IN AFRICA!! SINGLE EVERY SINGLE DAY DO IT EVERY-
by natalie_pog July 27, 2021
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Hoe

You
by Nagito hoemeada October 4, 2020
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Hoe

never spend your diamonds on this
"You should never spend your diamonds on a hoe"
by Polinaire December 18, 2023
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Hoe

by ishii u March 3, 2019
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Slut Face Hoe Bag

by GOTCHA22 May 28, 2014
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