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Courtney Love

v. To marry a famous, successful, and/or talented artist (preferably musician), have his child, wait until he gets super rich, and then hire someone to kill him while you hide out in another city to establish your "alibi"
A: Did you hear what happened to Karl Coburn? AKA one of the most talented musicians of his time?

B: No, what?

A: His skank wife Cornelia Loathe totally Courtney Loved him.

B: No way! ...Bitch.

A: Totally.
by kristenssn June 3, 2010
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one love

A word used for classy exit.
by Davie Flow November 14, 2005
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love handles

the fat packs on the side of a chicks waist
damn my love handles r gettin bigger while my ass does the same.
by straight fry November 29, 2003
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love puff

What girls call farts if they do them and it's therefore funny. When you do them it's disgusting and not funny!
by El Scroto September 4, 2003
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love squared

a chubby or overweight spanish chick. Since its thought that spanish girls fall in love fast, and thicker girls fall in love fast, if you add them together you get love to the second power.
hey that Love squared over there has a cute face.
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True love

It is not the desire to have sex with the one you love...it's more than that. It's the feeling of having your heart splash into your stomach when you see her gorgeous face. The times when you go out of your way to walk her to a class when you know you will be late to yours. It's always being there and listening to every word that comes out of her lips. It's sticking up for her when people look down upon her. It's putting her over you and making sure that she is happy when you may not be. It's making her feel like a goddess and holding her tight. Having her sleep on your arms when you're wide awake. It's typing a sweet message to her when she's sick and dropping by and feeding her. There are no words that can define what is true love. Only true happiness will one know if they're truly in love.
when you know what is best for her and not you. that is only true love
by triple_threat34 October 17, 2011
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hand love

Connection or bond between a man and his hand, often transcending mere bodily pleasure.
In such a relationship, the man's hand usually takes on a name.
Jill is the name taken on in a majority of cases.
The man in this case is often referred to as a "Stephen."
Stephen is experiencing hand love atm, let's give him some space.
by Babubabubabubabu March 13, 2009
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