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Courtney Love

v. To marry a famous, successful, and/or talented artist (preferably musician), have his child, wait until he gets super rich, and then hire someone to kill him while you hide out in another city to establish your "alibi"
A: Did you hear what happened to Karl Coburn? AKA one of the most talented musicians of his time?

B: No, what?

A: His skank wife Cornelia Loathe totally Courtney Loved him.

B: No way! ...Bitch.

A: Totally.
by kristenssn June 3, 2010
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one love

A word used for classy exit.
by Davie Flow November 14, 2005
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love handles

the fat packs on the side of a chicks waist
damn my love handles r gettin bigger while my ass does the same.
by straight fry November 29, 2003
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love puff

What girls call farts if they do them and it's therefore funny. When you do them it's disgusting and not funny!
by El Scroto September 4, 2003
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hand love

Connection or bond between a man and his hand, often transcending mere bodily pleasure.
In such a relationship, the man's hand usually takes on a name.
Jill is the name taken on in a majority of cases.
The man in this case is often referred to as a "Stephen."
Stephen is experiencing hand love atm, let's give him some space.
by Babubabubabubabu March 13, 2009
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twisty love

an amazing and beautiful person that is like no other in the whole world
i wish i could be a twisty love
by sisterr=]]]] September 4, 2006
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love squared

a chubby or overweight spanish chick. Since its thought that spanish girls fall in love fast, and thicker girls fall in love fast, if you add them together you get love to the second power.
hey that Love squared over there has a cute face.
mugGet the love squaredmug.

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