Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

Wake me up

In the morning or after "la siesta".

Wake me up every morning with a touch, a smile, kind words...

by Ayuryari November 25, 2021

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Help my friend won't stop whiping and nae naeing.

A dance called the "Watch me whip, watch me nae nae" that consumes the soul and body.

by Daddy as fuck🍆🍆 November 8, 2018

You turn me

A phrase used by gay people when they want to compliment a woman on her looks, they may say "You turn me"- the woman looks so beautiful that she turns them from gay to straight.

*Amanda walks into the room*
Straight guy: You look beautiful tonight
Gay guy: Amanda you turn me

by Neville longbottom June 17, 2013

Butter Me Up

To lather and or Butter up

Butter me up.
Dude, i just got buttered up!

by Mrbuttermeuphimself October 15, 2011

give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

When Nim requests an orange and a sacrifice.

Nim, please don´t say ¨give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you¨

by e1e1e1e1e March 23, 2021

Buck me seautiful

1. Alternate word code for "Suck me beautiful." Usually used in a setting where you can't be saying those things out loud, like at school.

2. Phrase used as a comeback when someone tells you to do something

Some hot girls walk by at school, but the teacher is next to you so you say "Buck me seautiful"

Dan-"Go get me some chips"
Smithy-"Buck me seautiful"

by DLo & Smithy November 18, 2007