What's happening here

You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.

So this is what's happening here:

Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym "Seriously, I-"

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym 😑

You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*

Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"

You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"

You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"

Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"

You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*

Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2025

What the sigma?

A phrase middle schoolers love to use popularized by a Tiktoker who created a meme by dubbing the audio over a clip of Squidward saying, “Erm, what the sigma?”

Similar to “What the heck?” but with some cringe sprinkled in.

Middle schooler 1: Hey look, that teacher just picked their nose and flung it on the dry erase board.

Middle schooler 2: What the sigma?

by Rahschoe May 22, 2024

what the sigma

a term used by most people in the mid-april to early-may. The term can be used as a substitute as "What the fuck" or "What the frick" and etc or you could just say it out of nowhere to be our little comedian.

Person 1: Look at that broo
Person 2: Erm, what the sigma
Person 1: our little comedian

by numansimsek May 2, 2024

What the sigma

When a gen-alpha kid can't swear so he uses the last brain cell in his mush brain to fill in the gaps

Kid 1:*does weird thing*

Kid 2:What the sigma!

by Beans2468 April 19, 2024

What’s it called

Nobody knows the essence of what it’s called and is a complete mystery to the whole nwtc community.

/.::/: gur gur we werr what’s it called

by Kolo Muani April 12, 2023

that's what she said

when your trying to get out of a conversation

She's always on top of me. That's what she said!

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ February 13, 2023

me in pe not sure what to do.

found in 2022. my friend randomly said: me in pe not sure what to do.

'' hey, _____ me in pe not sure what to do. ''

by Hmmmmmmm....... June 15, 2022