double fat

this bitch named courtney who isn’t just fat x1 but fat x2 bc she gets too much maccas :)

courtney is double fat

by maccas x2 August 7, 2019

Double Dulahan

During a MMF threesome, with the F in the middle of two M's, you must insert both your nozzles with confidence, thrusting deeply and truly in order to touch the tip of your bro on the other end. Once you've done the double dulahan, your bond can only grow stronger.

I've seen the way you look at me bro, you want to take our friendship to the next level? Call up Becky, she'd be down to facilitate a double dulahan.

by Telebelly February 16, 2022

Double crusted

to double cross somebody.better prepare to get toasted when you do this.

You've double crusted me for the last time, time to get toasted!

by Baked Bread August 7, 2017

Double Decker

A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.

My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.

Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.

by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022

double chocolate finkle

Stuffing a cosmic brownie in your partners butthole, fucking the brownie filled butthole until ejacualtion, then having the partner shit out the brownie on your chest.

“I love her so much bro! She even let me do the double chocolate finkle! Im gonna marry her!”

by coink September 2, 2023

Double Battery Bank

Most commonly used in combination with the Battery Bank. However the Double Battery Bank includes an extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds that is stored between the phone and its cover.

Friend 1: "Damn, I only put $10 in my Battery Bank. I don't have enough cash to go with you guys."

Friend 2: "Don't forget about your Double Battery Bank! I just saw you put $20 behind your phone case yesterday!"

by ssimyllom August 31, 2010

double-first cousin-aunt

Daughter of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019