You best stay away from Joe. Joe is very protective of his own and if you do so much as harm one of his people, you will be pounded into the ground and become a red stain on the concrete. Joe is crazy, he likes drugs, alcohol, cars, and girls. Joe is a leader. Easily said, don't fuck with Joe.
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*Karen implodes taking most of the earth with her, only Chad survives*
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The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
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