by Elliot///: March 3, 2018

by Jason pussy licker June 28, 2023

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy
by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

What i call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the "Snap Back The Prayer".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the "Snap Back The Prayer".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.
John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

When you fuck a woman from behind in the snow and just as you're about to cum you jump on her back cuming all over it and she falls down in the snow.
I met this hot blonde Nadean at the bar on Snowshoe Mountain, she was so hot I took her off the closest bunny slope and gave her The Old Colodaro Piggy Back !!
by Imethisgirlastnight August 14, 2022
