National booty pic day

On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty

Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!

Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.

by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024

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National Nonexistent Day

National Nonexistent Day takes place on Feb 31st, because, the day doesnt exist.

You: Hey man, what day is it?
Man: Well, it is not National Nonexistent Day!

by secrettdev February 18, 2023

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National skip school day

December 10th is national skip school day

If you go to school on December 10th you will have bad luck

Freddy are you going to school tomorrow

No Ella it’s national skip school day

by Djsihs December 8, 2019

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The 18th of November 2021 Mr I Sharp left my life (he’s still alive I just don’t know where) and therefore I think that that is his day and it shall be the day we remember the no1 teacher Mr I Sharp as he was a truly good teacher and a even better man

To Mr I Sharp “cheers” 🍻

It’s national Mr I Sharp day 🍻

by Elijah gibson November 5, 2022

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National Opium Day

Dec 14th is the new National Opium Day, this is because on December 14th 2023 Playboi Carti, the owner of the record label “Opium” dropped his first song “2024” after 3 long years of not releasing any music. During this time period fans grew angry and restless at the fact that their king (Playboi Carti) might never drop another album/song ever again, December 14th symbolizes the relief the entirety of the Opium community felt when we realized that our king Jordan Terrel Carter was back.

Bro it’s Dec 14th, National Opium Day! I hope you’re ready to cancel all of our obligations and listen to Ken Carson, Destroy Lonely, and most of all, PLAYBOI CARTI!!!

by PlayboiCartiLover10 December 17, 2024

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