Friend Bag

A full condom.

I left you a friend bag inside of you.

by mrbumpsbenis May 8, 2025

Broke Best Friend

Someone who is always down to hang out and spend time with you on your dime. Never has any money but always wants to go out to eat.

Them: Hey! Why didn't you invite Bella to lunch today?

Me: I would but shes always broke

Them: But she's your best friend

Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend

by NArencibia April 4, 2022

rebel friend

A character first seen in the Lego Star Wars games. Despite being non-canonical, he's become a fan favorite.

Rebel Friend is the greatest character in the entirety of Star Wars.

by Honeycomb Dude August 4, 2022

fake friend

a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....

fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend

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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!

by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020

rheas best friend

the best person on the planet that deserved all the affection in the world even though she has no common sense. to realize it

rheas best friend is fucking amazing dipshits

by rhealol May 3, 2021

friend magnet

A person who attracts people so you can make easy friends.

Im bad at making friends i wish i had a friend magnet

by Friend magnet February 28, 2021

Friend Squeal

A high pitched noise produced by humans (typically girls) when they have spotted a friend (usually at a bar). The pitch of the squeal is directly proportionate to the amount of alcohol that has been consumed and/or the amount of time that has passed between seeing said friend.

After consuming a number of shots, Nancy let out a friend squeal when she saw her old friend Tammy walk into the bar.

by coleyw November 26, 2017