Ah my kid is falling!

Person 1: oh look at your cousins enjoying herself on the, ah my kid is falling!

Person 2: you mean the slide?
by Oh no our table! It's broken! December 19, 2021
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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 27, 2022
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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 27, 2022
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cute gay theater kid

Wyatt. well he's not my friend he's my bf so I found a loophole
Wyatt is my cute gay theater kid
by FishyC00chie May 10, 2023
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brain kids

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids
by MoManTheG August 24, 2017
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Kids With Benefits

1. When your Friends With Benefits or person you are dating but not married to has a child or kid that you treat as if they were your own.

2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.
Rob: Who is that kid?
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.
by Cantus Lupus April 11, 2024
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The kid named V

Obviously a tattle tale, flops like a fish, small balls
Gets wacked in the head and holds his balls, that's the kid named V
by Twistyhandles May 25, 2015
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