Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.

girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao

by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017

Friend Zone

the space/pause between boy friend and girl friend is the friend "zone"; classifying you only as a friend that is a guy or a friend that is a girl, nothing more.

Friend 1 : omg you and Bob act like y'all dating
Friend 2: NAHHHHHH, he's just my boy_friend.
Friend 1: ouch you friend zoned him

by chicken pen15 July 9, 2016

friends

something you don't have

I have no friends

by reallittlebitch July 3, 2016

friend points

when you help your friend move for 'beer & pizza' aka the pay back scale is never even for favor/job done. but for the sake of friendship

Thanks for watching our puppy while we're away for two months on such short notice, you've earned some serious friend points. We'll get you something from the trip to show our appreciation!

by kevin135! June 11, 2016

best lover friend

When you're someone best lover but they just wanna be friends.

Sally sue tell me I'm the best lover friend she ever had.

by Ppdr May 24, 2016

no mirror no friends

What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.

Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.

Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small

by Raphael5 May 23, 2016

Booty friend request

When you receive a Facebook friend request late a night from a person you were flirting with earlier.

OMG he just sent me a friend request at 2am!
Oooo man he's looking for that booty friend request.

by Bob Madlehouser May 30, 2016