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New Driver Generosity

The sort of generosity that occurs when a person has just gotten his/her driver's license. This usually results in the driver wanting to pick up his/her friends all the time.
"So, how are we supposed to get out of here?"
"Don't worry, Kyle is suffering from major New Driver Generosity at the moment!"
by RSN37 November 4, 2012
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New Miles

Are you eating New Miles?

Nah, I only have once piece
by classy09 December 14, 2012
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These New Puritans

Really dull arty alternative band from England. Their second album Hidden is beyond boring with almost no melody or decent tunes in sight. Yet, this album was critically acclaimed by delusional critics, dreadful stuff.
Friend 1: "Hey man, you heard that new These New Puritans album?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, its awful shite isn't it?"

Friend 1: "Absolutely, let us never talk about it again"
by freeflow July 20, 2012
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Social News

News from your peers. Word of mouth news. News 2.0
Tammy logged onto her Facebook to read the social news coverage on a concert that she was unable to attend. She read comments, saw pictures, and watched some of the concert on video which was recorded on a smartphone. She felt happy because she finished her term paper and still felt as if she was actually at the concert.
by Gig™ August 19, 2012
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New American Dream

Three hots (meals) and a cot (bed).
I wanted a mansion overlooking a bay, but now that I'm broke, homeless, and fucked-up, I'd settle for three hots and a cot, my New American Dream.
by Daily Planet Reporter August 28, 2012
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new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious
I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.
by Gsamm October 15, 2013
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Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.
Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.
by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 25, 2012
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