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shit bag tired

When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.
I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.
by Calgarian-man June 1, 2018
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Dooshe(Doosh)-Bag

Redneck spelling version of the traditional form Douche-bag used to insult another person. Same meaning; however, with potentially more of an insult to the recipient given that it is typically wielded by a person with no higher than a 9th or 10th grade education, multiple missing teeth, and wearing greasy overalls--all, which said person wears as a badge of pride in protest to the perceived traditional version with french influence
You are a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
That guy is such a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
Fucking Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
by Hedder01 May 22, 2018
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body bag sweep

Beating someone at something by the largest margin possible. Most commonly used in competitive Pokémon battling.
"Did you see, Bryce beat Ben without losing a single Pokémon?"
"That's a body bag sweep."
by brycekrispies01 January 22, 2023
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juice bag swag

Person(s) who drink Capri Sun, and have mad swag.
"Bro you got any juice bags? Juice bag swag."
by hellabodacious January 31, 2014
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lap my bag

To lick enthusiastically a man's scrotum. As a dog laps a bone.
Instead of telling some douche to suck your dick, change it up and tell them to "lap my bag douche"
by Juice booty February 22, 2015
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Bagging someone out

Aussie slang for saying something rude about someone.
Steve keeps bagging Someone out, can he calm down
by Bonnied699 April 18, 2022
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Houdini bag wank

When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.
Sorry I’m late for work boss, I decided to try a Houdini bag wank this morning.
by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023
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