Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.
John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 05, 2024
After closing on a home, this is one last opportunity for the former homeowner to get one over on you by requesting 29 days of rent free living.
Realtor: yeah in this market you gotta let them do the rent back for 29 days. Sorry brah. New owner: oh cool! Can't wait to be bent over a barrel one last time with my housing search!
by Clinic4l June 09, 2022
by europeanmale47 May 22, 2024
by Mali pirate February 25, 2024
Its all inside your minddd 😍
by willy muncherer February 03, 2024
GET BACK SHADRACK!!! FREEDOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by arafaxfanilovefemboydick January 12, 2024
by failinggivengadzooks January 25, 2024